ok 2day wen i woke up i was home alone lmao and my momma left a note like that she and my dad left sumwhere and wuddnt b bac 4 a while...lmao i ahd soo much fun by myself mayb 2 much fun lmao i created an alternate personality and his name his chuck lmao so yea i was squirel huntin, and chuck was like imma gourmet chef and i was like nigga we eatin peanut butter and jelly slam-miches lmao then me and chuck were fightin evil stuffed animals lmao we beat dat ass ranger style.. then omg tha ice cube fight i had wit random ppl well it wasnt reely a fight cuz i was juss shootin ice cubes at ppl lmao I HIT DA MAILMAN lmao i hit him cuz he wasnt tha reg. mailman cuz our reg. mailman is dope so i was on da roof of my house unloadin ice cubes on dat fucker lmao then i was outside and deez gurls on dis island idk wtf they do ova thur hav picnics idk were laffin at me and dis fat gurl stood up and i was like shut da fuk up fat neck bitch LMFAO ROFL thas not da funny part believe it or not cuz she started 2 cry her friends were like y'd u do that lmao then i seen this gurl my cuzin was like shes da president ceo and spokesman of da itty bitty titty commitee lmfao idk wtf she was doin up hurr..i juss laffed in her face lmao then i was havin a hammer chuckin contest wit myself and one da gurls from da picnic came up 2 me like hi lmao she was like ur different but funny i was like yea i kno lmao idk if she was tryin 2 hit on me but i wasnt payin her no attention man her nose was huge it was wavin at me and shit then i was hungry and i was tired of eatin pb&j's so i went 2 da gas station and i didnt realize i still had on dis ski mask on tha top my head and i was in da gas station and i was singing part of this 50 cent song like "i get mine tha fast way that ski mask way!!!" LMAO i thought i was gonna get arrested and apu from tha simpsons was lookin at me weird as a goose and u kno wut da fucker didnt evn gimme a bag illegal bastard then i was walkin home and dis BIG ASS DOG behind dis chain link fence scared da fuck outta me so i took off my slipper and gave him some love LMAO then wen i got home my neighbor was tellin me how her grandson bike got stolen and then she seen tha bike wit sum dude on it so i chases after tha dude and pushed da fuk outta him he flew off da bike i mean he fuckin glid threw da air and i was like crime doesnt pay mister and took da bike bac 2 my neighbor lmao so yea that was my day. ps this day has made me realize dat i am da slowest person alive and if u dont think so and u got sack prove me rong lmfao red ranger out