Woo hoo. Its Valentines day again! I really hate this day, as it only reminds me of all the stupid things I've done. Lets see, which one should I choose....? Well, how about the STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE! I was 9 years old and I had a major ass crush on Austin W. I'm serious, I liked him from when I was three to when I was ten, so, my 9 year old self was quite obsessed with him. So, Valentines day rolled around and I decided to give Austin a Valentine with a poem from some book, anonymously of course! The poem went something like this (I remember cuz I still have the book) "You may not carrot all for me, they way I care for you. You may turn-up your nose when I plead with you - But if your heart should beat with mine, Forever let us hope there is no reason in the world why we two cant elope." except, in the way I wrote it, I drew symbols for certain words, Like heart was a heart, turn up was a turnip, let us was lettuce, carrot was a carrot duh, and cant elope was cantalope. Obviously remembering it is terrible but how I delivered it was awful too. I put on a rain coat, sunglasses, my brothers pants, my moms high heels, and my halloween mask and walked to austins house while he was in school and I left it in his mail box. No return adress or anything... too bad I was the only person Austin's age within walking distance and his mom specifically remembered an insanely dressed person leaving it... so they all knew it was me... totally awful! But when we were ten, Austin ran into me once and almost broke my nose, so I stopped liking him. plus he is really full of himself, he thinks he is sooo hot (he is v. hot) but no one wants him to think that because he is such a gigantic jerk!!!!!! So, one of my worst memories ever, glad to have gotten that out in the open.