Weee!!!

I am a wee bit intoxicated so pardon the spelling errors if they exist. I am sure they will. Yay!1!! I am off tommorrow and tuesday. I got to go and try to find a new job in the morning. I hate my current job, the pay sucks and the hours blow. Wow its hard to type after drinking. SO time to go and find another job. It will be nice to have someting other then this taco making hell that I am in right now. I get paid sucky and work sucky hours. Whoa I am drunken. Yeah thats great. I can't really care about my sucky job right now. 5 beers and a few shots of gin make the world seem better. Hehehe!!! I love beer. It makes everything seem all right, tilm you wake up. I hate that part. The damn headaches and the dehydration. GRRRRRR!!!! They need to make a beer that doesn't make me feel bad in the morning. That would be cool. Anyway. Yeah I am off tommorrow and I have to go find a different job before I go insane. Yeah, literally crazy. It sucks, i am working the close shift at a taco joint. It sucks up my life and I feel really tired all the time. I think I am allergic to the chemaicals they use on the quessidilla grill, it makes my lungs swell up. Thats no good. Wow, numbness. Yeah. Any way, its getting real hard to type and all but I am not done yet. Well maybe I am. Weeeee!!!!!!!! Heres to a headache in the morning. When I wake up I'll just get a nice juicy, greasy ass hamburger from denny's and some greasy ass fries and a bottle of V-8, thats as close as I will get to a bloody mary on a short notice. And I will be good. Beer is wonderful, I feel so damn floaty. Well this was fun. Bye bye all. WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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See the thing is if after you are done getting 'happy' if you would drink a liter or so of water you wouldn't feel bad in the morning. Hangovers are cause 100% by dehydration of the brain, so just drink water before you pass out. Or drink a glass between beers, if won't lessen your drunkedness just make it easier in the morning.