Corrupt-A-Wish

by damiie
You make a wish and the next person will grant said wish, but "corrupt" it. For example: "I wish for a puppy" Second person says: "Granted, but it hates you and bites you, You get rabies and die. I wish for... Etc." Ok ill start!! I wish I was the smartest person on earth.
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Granted! Two words! Giant Squirrels (we took your wish with it's literal meaning). They go power crazy take over the world and enslave all the humans! You happy!? lol

I wish I people would stop being fake.
[Anonymous (86.142.155.37)]
One word, mutany. Lead by take that cos you stole their song name.

I wish squirrels were equal to humans!
[Anonymous (84.43.120.90)]
Granted! It wipes out the good ones too though. Ooopsie..

I wish I ruled the world.
[Anonymous (86.142.155.37)]
You sleep forever and die... oh dear.

I wish a flood would wipe out all the evil people in the world!
[Anonymous (84.43.120.90)]
Granted! Turns out whales don't like outsiders, they eat you alive.

I wish I could sleep!!
[Anonymous (86.142.155.37)]
Granted! Uh oh, nut allergy!

I wish I could speak whale!
[Anonymous (77.221.174.128)]
Granted! You end up sewing yourself for molesting yourself.

I wish I was a squirrel!
granted. You have a fight with Bernard bout whos better and he wins... sorry.

I wihs I was asexual.
[Anonymous (84.43.120.90)]
Granted! You grow to 300 ft. tall! America bombs you with nooks.

I wish I could stop time!
Granted. How does 20ft deep snow sound?

I wish I was taller
[Anonymous (77.221.174.128)]
Granted! You accidentally turn yourself into a rabbit. Carrot?

I wish it would snow more!
Granted! But you unfortunately walk through a wall leading to a rather large drop. See you at the bottom, I'm taking the stairs.

I wish I could perform magic.
[Anonymous (77.221.174.128)]
Granted! But then you'd see all your loved ones die and you'd go insane. White jackets for you my friend!

I wish I could walk through walls.
Granted. But they get confused and pump blood in opposite directions. Woopsie. Byebye.

I wish I could see the future.
[Anonymous (77.221.174.128)]
Granted! Its 42, but once you know the meaning of life you try to tell everyone and they don't like what they hear and lynch you.

I wish I had 2 hearts.
[Anonymous (84.43.120.90)]
Granted! But you'd have to be happy forever, even when someone close to you died, and you'd end up hating yourself, it would eat away at you until you took your life.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.
[Anonymous (86.142.155.37)]
Granted! However you go back in time and stop ur own birth somehow and therefore you exist no longer!

I wish I was happy!
[Anonymous (84.43.120.90)]
Granted! But then you start reading everyone's twisted thoughts which would either lead you to insanity or depression. Either way you commit suicide.

I wish I had a time machine.
[Anonymous (86.142.155.37)]
Granted, but you fly to close to the sun and your not wearing UV sunglasses get blinded. You then fall into the sea and drown.

I wish I could read peoples minds!
[Anonymous (84.43.120.90)]
Granted! But nobody believes you exist, you get depressed and kill yourself.

I wish I could fly.
Granted! But you bungee jump off a curb and crack your head open and die.

I wish I was God!
[Anonymous (84.43.120.90)]