I really am. I'm horribly old. Aged. And you know how I know this is true? My nephew. My oldest one to be exact. A few months ago, Devin got himself a girlfriend. Of course this was a suprise to us all, cause he's usually very bad around girls, but we were all happy. This girlfriend didn't last, (as we didn't think it would of course, being his first, and all that) and that was fine, they even remained friends and all that. Now however, things have changed. Some time back I saw Devin wearing a necklace (not something he's known for doing) with a heart on it. It was really very cute and I made note in my head to ask him about it. I did of course, after I remembered too and apparently this was from his girlfriend Misty. She gave him jewlery! Of course I paid no attention because of what happened last time, but then, all off a sudden, this is lasting. He bought her Valentines Day gifts! A charm bracelet! And she bought him a cute little red teddy bear! They are still dating now and we are already into March. And they were dating BEFORE Valentines Day. That's reason one. Now the second bit of proof is the fact the about two weeks ago, maybe more, my mind is slipping. Oldest nephew came home with a large packet of papers, my brother in law was excited as he found them and I was interested. Soon however, I felt old. It was his class selection packet for his FRESHMAN year of high school. A description of what classes he HAD to take, how many credits he needed, and all that. I can't believe he's going to be a Freshman next year. That means..I'M REALLY FUCKING OLD! Reason three? Seems everyone I know, everyone I talk too, everyone I roleplay with is younger then me. This is starting to become completely disheartening and I need to stop this aging business as quickly as possible, any and all ideas will be considered if anyone has any.