That time of year is here again. And yes kids, it’s time for sex. Unfortunately, size does matter. I blame Hallmark. How can Christians do it? Wait, I forget. They have masturbation and Christmas. Hallmark has done a wonderful job in keep holidays noticeable. If it wasn’t for them no one would know Thanksgiving Day is the reason why they live in the USA, but we all know it’s about killing birds and eating them. Such a hard decision, turkey or dead people? Change is a funny process. One day you would like to kill yourself because you can’t find your shoes, the next day you want to fuck everything that walks. Why stop them? Sex is just another word tossed around like help, and depression. No one really cares or hears it. I would like to take the time now to thank George W. Bush for seven hours of bullshit. No Child Left Behind. Tell me bush, can you name each retarded child in Florida? Then why is everyone suffering. Oh wait... I know. Because you don’t give a shit about anyone. Got to love the bush people.