im a bitch and a bad song writer!!

I love kelly!! LOL im such a good lier shh dont tell ne one im leing!! my song: If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy her a new bra (I’d buy her a new bra) If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy her a boob reduction for your bra (Maybe a nice b cup instead DD) And if I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy her a new body (A nice lean new body) If I had $1000000 I'd buy her a new eye If I had a $1000000 I'd pay her parents to move If I had $1000000 she could make more real friends there that shouldn’t should be If I had $1000000 Maybe I could give her the money and your could pay them and give them rides? If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy her a new swim suit (But not a two bikini that cruel) And if I had $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy her horse (you could save the cowboy and ride screw the horse) And if I had $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy her yellow car (with the taxi sign on it) And If I had $1000000 I'd buy her a new eye If I had a $1000000 We. wouldn’t have to criticize her If I had a $1000000 We. Hire a hitman its more expensive If I had a $1000000 We wouldn't have to hear or look at her but we would of course we would, we would just laugh and make a movie a really expensive one and give it away. If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy her a dress (But not a low cut dress, that's cruel) And if I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy her someone’s heart (A lesbian prostitute or somtin) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) ] I'd buy her a brain (Haven't you always wanted to be known as something besides stupid?) If I had $1000000 I’d buy her a new eye If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000 If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000 You’d be gone!
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