*I am Awesome*
What is your name?:	Kourtney
How old are you in dog years?:	112
Eye color?:	blue/gree
Ear color?:	mm tannish
Hair color?:	brown
Do you even have hair?:	well yes..most days.
Do you have a moustache?:	oo yeah..no
Do you wish you had a moustache?:	omg duh.
What are you wearing?:	cloths
What color underwear are you wearing?:	im not wearing any..oo lala
Are you lying?:	no
Does your head itch?:	no
How about now? Does it itch now that I said something?:	no
What is your favorite type of cheese product?:	mm macaroni and cheese!
Why?:	its yummy?
What is your favorite song?:	on my own
Why is that your favorite song?:	it remindes me of dawsons creek
Do you have a middle name?:	yes
What is your middle name?:	nicole
What do you wish your name was?:	what is a name?
What would you name a pet iguana if i gave it to you right now?:	your name
What is your favorite food?:	hot wings
Do you believe in spontaneous combustion?:	umm im spontaneous and i combust..watch out. bitches
Where would you like to be right now?:	in somebed room screaming for dear sweet you.
Who is your favorite musical artist?:	ANI fucking Difranco
Do you get chronic heartburn?:	no
Have you seen predator?:	no
Do you know any good Arnold lines?:	no
Oh really? Well, let's hear them then.:	bitch i said no
Hmm. I have better. Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?:	yes
Have you ever seen Karate Kid?:	ur mom has bene karate kid
Do you have any favorite movie quotes?:	Its liek watchign figure skaters fall.
Do you know what a donkey punch is?:	umm that is confidential information
Yeah I bet. Do you enjoy Ramen noodles?:	duh. who doesnt
Do you get chronic heartburn?:	i think u have already asked me this.
Do you like country music?:	yes
How about Old Country Buffet?:	kinda.
Do you bite your nails?:	yes
Do you have chapped lips?:	yes
What is your favorite song?:	i think u have alread asked me this two
Do you have a favorite Christmas song?:	That one about the kid in the manger and they came one by one
Do you paint your toenails?:	sometimes
What is the best book you've ever read for school?:	1984
Do you enjoy reading?:	ues
Would you rather watch tv than read?:	if its dawsons creek or laguna or one tree hill yes
Do you like it better inside or outside?:	depends
Do you enjoy showering?:	yes
What color is your garbage can?:	mm white..maybe
Do you read magazines?:	on the band buss
Do you enjoy Star Wars?:	no
Do you have freckles?:	no
How about scars? Any good ones?:	omg a lot
Yeah? How'd you get them?:	differnt ways ash-hooole
Have you ever been to another country?:	no
Do you enjoy the rain?:	yes
Are you afraid of lightening?:	no
Do your hands get really pruney after you get out of the pool?:	no
Do you enjoy Family Guy?:	yes
What is your favorite vegetable?:	peas
Do you eat broccoli?:	yes
Do you still get growing pains? Like actually bone pain?:	no
Do you enjoy pinecones?:	omg yes..me and those pincones we get it on
What would you change about your life right now?:	the fact that i am wasing my time on this never ending peice of shit.
Does your nose get dry in the winter time?:	mm i duno
Do you sunburn easily?:	no
What is your favorite Disney movie?:	Beauty and the Beast
Have you been to D-World?:	yes
Do you like it there?:	yes
How old are you?:	5 and 10
Do you enjoy Kelly Clarkson?:	depends
Do you spell correctly?:	no
Do you use internet slang like "lol"?:	yes
Are you dumb?:	do i sound dumb to you..no im fucking brilliant
What is your weakness?:	kryptonight
Favorite food?:	i think you alreadt asked me this
Favorite animal?:	frog
Favorite body part?:	mmm....kinky?
Do you enjoy pornography?:	no
Do you burn popcorn frequently?:	no
Are you in love?:	no
Do you have a secret you have never shared with anybody?:	no
What is the meaning of life?:	good ?
What does love mean?:	that u are an idiot
Do you believe in love at first sight?:	no
Do you enjoy reading tabloids?:	no
Do you watch Oprah?:	i have before
What color towels do you have?:	yelllow and teal
What are your favorite shoes?:	my chucks
What is your mother's maiden name?:	haywood
Tell me, what in life are you certain about?:	that i am strong
Do you enjoy Christmas?:	yes
Which holiday is your favorite and why?:	halloween..i like it bithc.
Are you religious?:	no
What do you believe in?:	god...not religion
Do you believe in magic?:	no
Do you believe in ghosts?:	no
Do you believe in Rod Stewart?:	no
Do you have a lot of friends?:	yes
Do you trust your friends?:	yes
What is your favorite ice cream?:	Baby joey..from S and J
Do you want to have kids?:	yes
How many, and do you know any names?:	a lot....sydney, joey, andy, kody, jordan, connor
Do you want to get married?:	undecided
If so, where?:	cold
Why?:	i like it
Do you pluck your eyebrows?:	sometimes
Do you wear mascara?:	yes
Do you have a secret crush on somebody?:	no
Have you ever cheated on somebody?:	yes
Have you ever had surgery?:	no
What is your favorite type of soda?:	Diet coke
Favorite drink?:	mmmm..hard.
Favorite color?:	green
Who is your role model?:	Ani Difranco
Do you like to color?:	yes
Do you enjoy salsa con queso?:	yes
Have you ever been to your state's fair?:	no
What is your favorite screen name you've ever had?:	Urkisscouldkilme
Approx. how many screen names have you had?:	a lot
Do you like instant messenger?:	yes
Do you like email?:	no
Would you rather talk on the phone, email, im, or physically see somebody?:	IM
Have you ever had a farmer's tan?:	yes
Have you ever golfed?:	yes
What is your favorite sport?:	Hockey
Favorite type of candy?:	Take 5
Vanilla or Chocolate?:	Choc
Do you enjoy Will Ferrell?:	yes
SNL or Mad TV?:	mm hard one.
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*Series 1-8*
[ series 1 ]
Name:	Kourtney
Birthday:	June 13th
Birthplace:	Hostipital
Current Location:	F-town
Eye Color:	blue.green
Hair Color:	brown
Righty or Lefty:	righty
Zodiac Sign:	gemini
Font:	Heatchenswier..something like that
**...............**
[ series 2 - your favorite ]
Music:	Anything but rap and classical
Cartoon:	Emporers new groove
Color:	Green
Car:	exlipse..66 mustang
Slushy Flavor:	green apple
Magazine:	Cosmo
TV Show:	Dawsons creek
Song at the Moment:	On my own
Language:	English
Spice Girl:	Sporty
Food & Beverage:	Diet coke hot wings
Subject in School:	Math
Weekend Activity:	Anythign with sarah, kait, dawson, alex, karen, guard
Frozen Yogurt:	if anything...ew
Roller Coaster:	in bush gardens..dont remember the name
**...............**
[ series 3 - what is ]
Your most overused phrase:	i mean, ur mom
First thing you thought when you woke up:	why the fuck is that baby crying.
Last image/thought you go to sleep with:	it depends
First feature you notice of opposite sex:	hair or smile
Best name for a Butler:	walter
Wussiest Sport:	golf
Your best feature:	i think hair? but eyes maybe?
Your greatest fear:	snakes...life
Your greatest accomplishment:	my past
Your most missed memory:	ice skating
**...............**
[ series 4 - you prefer ]
Pepsi or Coke:	coke
McDonald's or Burger King:	bk
Single or Group Dates:	single
Adidas or Nike:	nike
Chicken nuggets or Chicken fingers:	fingers
Dogs or Cats:	dogs
Rugrats or Doug:	doug
Single or Taken:	taken
Monica or Brandy:	dont care
Tupac or Jay-Z:	dont care
Shania Twain or LeAnn Rhymes:	LeAnn Rhymes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	dont care
One pillow or Two:	more then two
Chocolate or Vanilla:	choc
Hot chocolate or Hot cocoa:	hot choc
Cappucino or Coffee:	cappucino
**...............**
[ series 5 - do you ]
Shower everyday:	yes
Have a crush:	yes
Think you've been in love:	i dont believe in love..but thinking latly and i think maybe
Want to go to college:	yes
Like high school:	yes
Want to get married:	undecided
Type correctly:	no
Believe in yourself:	yes
Have any tattoos? Where:	no
Have any piercings? Where:	yes two each ear
Get motion sickness:	no
Think you're a health freak:	no
Get along with your parents:	yes
Like thunderstorms:	yes
**...............**
[ series 6 - the future ]
Age your plan to be married:	if ever 25
Number and names of children:	a lot sydney, joey, andy, kody, brian, jordan, connor
Where will you be at age 20:	hopefully colorado. a hostpital
Dream wedding:	somewhere cold
How do you want to die:	not painful...i have had enough pain
Dream job:	Physcologist pedietric oncology
Country you'd like to visit:	Austraili
**...............**
[ series 7 - opposite sex ]
Best eye color:	blue.
Best hair color:	brown/black
Short or long hair:	dont care
Best height:	tall.
Best weight:	bigger then me...hard..but...u no.
Best clothes:	has them on.
Best first date location:	OMG. ice skating. and dinner. not having to pay.
Best first kiss location:	ice rink.
**...............**
[ series 8 - other ]
Last time you slept with a stuffed animal:	probably like a week ago
Rings before you answer the phone:	if i answer a lot
What's on your mousepad:	dont have one
How many houses you've lived in:	4
How many schools you've gone to:	4
Bedroom carpet color:	baige
Shave your head for $5,000?:	no
Stranded on a desert island. Take three things. No people:	cell fon, Dawsons creek, portable dvd player.
Best time of your life so far:	I dont even no.
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