A - Age – 18 B - Booze of choice - bootles gin and mountain dew (english bullfrog) C - Chore you hate – mowing the grass D - Dad's name – stephen E - Essential item you must have – bass F - Favorite Food – Steak G - Game you like – anything absurd H - Hometown – pearland, texas I - Instruments of Torture – pressure points J - Job of your dreams – retiree K - Kids – however many my wife wants L - Lyrics – "Staring at the world through the hole you put in my hand. That was caused by a blade you gently inserted. I did this for you, not for your religon, not for your patterns. I did this for you. I did this for a man like you. Stop searching and find Me. I am stabbed by grace and slinging blood" M - Mom's name - darlene N - Number of people you've slept with- 0 O - Overnight hospital stays- 0 P - Phobia – none Q - Quote you like – yeah, and pigs are gunna come flying outta my butt. R - Religious affiliation – Christian S - Super power – unmidigated audacity T - Ticklish? – no, but you are. U - Unique talent – being me better than everyone else V - Vegetable you refuse to eat – beets W - When I grow up- i will die. X - X-rays you've had – just an ultrasound of my nads. Y - Yummy food you make – steak Z - Zodiac Sign – aquarius peace love and applesauce