fucktard

Feeling: copacetic
i got a job at abercrombie at the mall in waco. i'm in houston for bret's wedding. and if i don't get some pussy this weekend my balls are gunna explode. it's been about a month since my last random sexual encounter and i'm depending on the randiness of horny bride's maids. i havn't smoked a joint since like 1 this morning and i'm beginning to be cranky. and also i want pussy. it's like heroine. do it more than once and it burns inside you till you get the next fix. that megan chick is cool, dunno if i'd want to make that a quick fix, wouldn't want to make things sour. but then again, if you're totally up front on the situation. how could multiple orgasms be sour. a word to the wise: GETT LAID. peace love and marijuana sauce...
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sluuuut.
You sound like my friend Gabby.
--Steph
what you sound like is a pig.