I was sleeping last night, and I was dreaming. And then I woke up. I don't know what I was dreaming about, but I came to an epiphany involving my boyfriend. I decided that maybe it wouldn't really be so bad if we broke up. It would be a good thing, even. Everything would be fine. And then I woke up and realized that we had already broken up. Five months ago. I think I have a fever. Hot flashes. Flaskbacks.