I decided to try to listen to the radio. U2. dialturn. Sheryl Crow. dialturn. Bono again. It was a mistake. I got a letter from a lab representing Target this morning. At last the mystery of why they never called me has been solved. "Target has recieved information indicating that you did not submit to a drug and/or alcohol test. In the event that you disagree with our records, please contact ChoicePoint and this matter will be investigated further upon request." That's bullshit. I took the test, and passed. I forget who it was that was warning me about Target. Justin Flatt? "They're going to own you." And, goddamn him, he was right. I'm making brownies right now, for no reason other than that I'm in the mood for them. Yay freedom. I like taking purity tests. Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... You are 64.45% pure Average Score: 72.6%