i usually get my things checked out by a doctor after my things have only been there for a week or two. let alone for two years. is your thing swollen and red? itchy? oozing other things? are there two of your things? why are you speaking to your thing? is your thing cognizant? perhaps you should patent your thing. and mass produce your thing and sell it on the internet. i worry about your thing now. i hope your thing is well, and stays well.
[Anonymous]
or i'll hunt down your thing and kick your things ass.
love,
[nick]
And four in another month.