For about an hour, everything was beautiful. I have four condoms sitting in my desk drawer, courtesy of William. We do not even use condoms. Hello? I feel as though I could scream. I have a speech to write and no motivation to do it. I have not had a cigarette all day. For about an hour, everything was beautiful, but a combination of vicodin, THC, estrogen, and progestin does not serve me well the morning after.