R.I.P Honey, is it true that we are through? Exchanged our last "I Love You"? Honey, if this is so and you must go, I really, really want you to know that I hope you... ....Spend the rest... the rest... ....the Rest In Peace... ....NOT I hope your car breaks down in the bad part of town I want to hear your ankle break halfway up that mountain scape And may your ship sink bow to stern well over the brink of no return Oh, Honey... ....Spend the rest... the rest... ....the Rest In Peace... ....NOT Yes, it must be true that we are through Exchanged our last "Up Yours Too" But for all the times we shared together.. Me with you (and you with whoever) really, I hope you... ....Spend the rest... the rest... ....the Rest In Peace... ....NOT I pray that your car rolls over or you get bowled over by a boulder I want to see all your hair fall out and your cracking feet fill with gout And may you belly overflow with painful cramps and gassy bloat Oh, Honey... ....Spend the rest... the rest... ....the Rest In Peace... ....NOT Honey, I can't say I won't miss the way you woke me up at 3 a.m. today and all the laughter we did share over your 'misplaced' underwear really, I hope you... ....Spend the rest... the rest... ....the Rest In Peace... ....NOT and if you were to wed someday soon I wish for you a bed of poison oak and may you polyester tux be cranked-up so tight that your sweaty jock itches all thru the night and may your new wife's figure just grow and grow and grow and all your children be born during Super Bowl Oh, honey... ....Spend the rest... the rest... ....the Rest In Peace... ....NOT Rest In Pieces by saliva Look at me, my depth perception must be off again Cause this hurts deeper than I thought it did It has not healed with time It just shot down my spine _ You look so beautiful tonight Remind me how you laid us down And gently smiled before you destroyed my life Would you find it in your heart To make this go away And let me rest in pieces Would you find it in your heart? To make this go away And let me rest in pieces Would you find it in your heart? To make it go away And let me rest in pieces Look at me, my depth perception must be off again You got much closer than I thought you did I'm in your reach You held me in your hands But could you find it in your heart? To make this go away And let me rest in pieces Would you find it in your heart? To make it go away And let me rest in pieces