when the bone china goes to waste, theres only one thing you can do..........eat a filaffell. when the children decide to go to a tea party, then you should have a wonderful kwanza for your wonderful third vagina that you decided to call phil. when your first born child decides to start doing extasy, give him a good ol hot dog in the ass and teach him a real good lesson like they did back in the days of lincoln. wow im never gonna get laid.