The Sorority By: Lauryn H. Matthews So there's this sorority with 3 girls and 3 guys-Sarah, Tiffany, Rosanne, Anthony, Matthew, and...Ali. So Tiffany totally had a huge ass crush on Matthew and he loved her but had no clue. He thought he liked Rosanne because she was a whore and he just wanted to get into her pants. Sarah was with Anthony, that was all good and we don't have to go into their details and Ali...made the food... So then one day Matthew was kissing Rosanne when he saw Tiffany walk into the apartment sorority thing and he completely stopped and said, "Wow she is so beautiful…" "Thanks schnookums!" said Rosanne. "No, not you," he said pointing to Tiffany. He slowly started walking over then all of a sudden… "HEY MATT!" Sarah popped up right in front of his face. So shocked by Sarah's beautiful face and stunning boobs, he fell back and knocked himself out. Tiffany quickly came to his rescue while Anthony and Sarah left to call the hospital and maybe stop by burger king. So Tiffany sat there shaking Matthew by the shoulders. "Matthew, come back to me! I love you." she said. Then Rosanne came with a bucket of water and poured it all over him and he started to melt... JUST KIDDING. So then she poured the water all over Matthew and he started choking. Tiffany only had one choice...CPR! So she pressed her lips against his and he suddenly popped up and grabbed her and started making out with her. So then all of a sudden while Tiffany and Matthew were making out, Katie randomly popped up in the story. (Who ever she is) But she was super cool and I guess Sarah and Anthony left the door open and she just walked in. Katie said, "Excuse me may I please speak with Miss Rosanne last name unknown?" Matthew and Tiffany stared at Rosanne as she slowly stood. Now at this point I'm pretty much guessing Katie is some kind of cop. She says, "You're under arrest for attempt to drown." Rosanne pleaded for mercy as Katie hand cuffed her arms and legs then tied them together then put her in a big body bag and took her away. So Tiffany and Matthew just sat there and stared at each other when Anthony and Sarah walked in with burger king and a paramedic named Erin. "LET ME SAVE YOU, MR. MATTIZZLE FO RIZZLE!!" screamed Erin and she quickly got those shocky things you put on your chest and she zapped him while he screamed, "IM FINE IM FINE!" But, Erin didn't believe him. Then all of a sudden Ali called out, "Dinner is ready." They all raced to the table and ate the burger king that Sarah and Anthony brought home. Later that night they all decided to go to the movies, but Matthew and Tiffany decided that they were pooped and just wanted to stay home. They rented some movies and watched them in the family room.