If I were a month, I'd be: January If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday If I were a time of day, I'd be: 10:30 at Night If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn If I were a sea animal, I'd be: sea horse If I were a direction, I'd be: the wrong direaction If I were a piece of furniture, A Couch If I were a celebrity, I'd be: garifeld If I were a liquid, I'd be: water If I were a tree, I'd be: Weeping Willow If I were a bird, I'd be: the evil turkey bird If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: A PINK rose If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Rain If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: my pretty pony If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: guitar If I were an animal, I'd be: A cat If I were a color, I'd be: Black If I were an emotion, I'd be: random If I were a vegetable, I'd be: potato If I were a sound, I'd be: rain If I were an element, I'd be: bobguggugugun If I were a car, I'd be: A potiac gd If I were a song, I'd be: amazed by lonestar If I were a movie, I'd be: the sweetest thing If I were a book, I'd be: Age doesn’t matter unless your cheese If I were a food, I'd be: Salad If I were a place, I'd be: Artica If I were a material, I'd be: light weight denim If I were a taste, I'd be: Sour If I were a scent, I'd be: gardenia If I were a religion, I'd be: Kipleeism If I were a word, I'd be: Bob If I were an object, I'd be: ToeSock If I were a body part, I'd be: fingernail If I were a facial expression, I'd be: smiling If I were a subject in school, I'd be: Lunch If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Garifeld If I were a shape, I'd be a: moon If I were a number, I'd be: 3 or 4