allllright. i dont even know why im writing about this weekend cause this is going to be a long ass bitch.
HERE WE GO!!..
alright so thursday night around 6 somethin my step dad came to get me brooke and kevin. we went to wimsburg and sat around and ate some taco salad for supper. we watched tv and got bored so we fuckin sat up the volleyball net and the neighbors played some vball with us. so we played till it got too damn dark to see. so when we went inside i had a cut on my toe or some shit. yeah it hurt. so i got me a banderaide and fixed myself up. then we watched some tv and talked to tanner on the phone. i took a shower while brooke talked to him then i talked to him while brooke took a shower. hehe.. then we watched dumb and dumber but kevin and brooke fell asleep so i stayed up and talked to tanner. then went to bed.
Woke up at like 6:15 and we left at i dont know what time. got on the road and yeah. shit we stopped and got gas when we were like an hour and a half away.. and the dude pumped our gas and cleaned our windows and everything. IT WAS THE SHIT! anyways... umm got there at like 12:30.. unloaded and shit and the guys thought me and brooke couldnt set up our tent on our own but shit niggas we sure as fuck did!! damn fuckers.. TAKE THAT! hehe.. so anyways.. we rode most the day/night. it was perty cool. me and brooke were ridin by ourselves.. and we found a big ass water hole.. and we're like shit its hot lets walk in it. so we took off our shoes and walk.. we're like shit this feels good.. LETS FUCKING SWIM!!! so we did! it was fuckin awesome. then jake and matt came by and swam and then brian came and drove through and tried to splash us.. but instead.. hehe it got too deep or some shit and he fuckin went over the handle bars. it was the shit! so yeah.. we stayed in FOREVER.. first ones in.. last ones out.. hell yeah!
so yeah when we got back to camp our neighbors like brought a fuck load of beer over... yeah me and brooke were like.. wtf? i made us some fuckin hot dogs bitch. hell yeah! so yeah.. uhhh.. i dont know what time we went to bed.
saturday i dont know what time we woke up. probably around 8 because our neighbors music was too damn loud. and it was fuckin hot in the tent. so we woke up. we both wanted to take showers so we walked down there and we fucking find out YOU HAVE TO MOTHER FUCKING PAY TO TAKE A SHOWER!!!.. ugh.. so we walked back and got quarters and went back and took showers. came back and our damn neighbor girls were puttin on make-up and doing their hair and shit. me and brooke were like what the fuck!!!!!! yeah so.. it was retarded.. so anywho..
we went riding and shit. mother fucker man. we had the WORST luck!!.. first of all.. i got the hardest fuckin bike to ride EVER. nobody had to fuckin shift but ME! UGH! so yeah... my foot fuckin hurt like a bitch from shifting so damn much.. so i was frustrated with that shit.. and it was just pissing me off cause of all the damn hills and shit. so all the guys were jumping and shit and me and brooke were just watching.. well i was dumping my shoes out cause they were full of sand.. and dads like well we're going to ride again.. im like well wait till i get my shoe back on.. oh hell no. they all fucking leave me. im like HELL NO!!! so i was kinda man at that motha fuckin shit. so yeah...
we were all gonna head back.. for water and shit.. and me and brooke didnt wanna go up this big ass dune so we went around on these trails.. well we were going uphill and brooke didnt make it so i had to stop.. and the fucker died and wouldnt go back to neutral. so i couldnt start it. so we fucking looked around for somebody to help us for fuckin ever. so we're like fuck this shit leave it here. so we took brooke's bike and went and found some dudes drag racing.. so we talked to ONE guy.. and they ALL freaking follow. it was fucking awesome. so yeah it took them awhile but they got it to start. they said it got a lil wet. so yeah. so we left and we were clear out in the fuckin boonies. and of course NOBODY waited on us(dad, kevin, matt). so we were out there by ourselves. we were surrounded by trees and shit.. so we tried to get to the top of a dune to see where there was pure sand so we could find our way back. HA! trees everywhere. so we found some more dudes and they led the way. thank god. lol so we went back and put on the guilt trip on the guys. sat outside for a long ass time. the guys went out and me and brooke sat at the edge of the road and waved and everybody. shit. we have fuckin, niggas, niggers, AND negros! is that the shit or what? so we saw a lot of the same people... and these one dudes kept waving at us back(unlike some jerks) and so after awhile we started waving and saying HEY NIGGAS! and so they would say hey negros! hehe it was the shit.
we all went back out later on and we went up this BIG ASS dune and.. of course i get to the VERY fuckin top and i get stuck. so im like I HATE THIS MOTHER FUCKING 4-WHEELER! I put that shit in reverse and let it roll the whole damn way down and i just fuckin balled. i was SO pissed off cause of all the shit that happened before and shit..
so then dad was all like yelling at me and shit because i didnt want to switch bikes with kevin.. i just didnt want him to have to ride the shitty one.. so he was all like cussing at me and getting up in my face. that just made it worse cause i cant be yelled at. so yeah.. i was a little pissed so i took the damn 4-wheeler and we all went back..
so i just got in the tent cause i wasnt really happy. i tried to sleep but couldnt cause it was too damn hot. so when it was like dark.. me and brooke went out on 1 four wheeler and cruised around and waved at all our niggas. then we decided to go out on the dunes so we did. we watched everybody drag race it was awesome.. then we went back down to watch with everybody else down there and this dude, Willie, started talking to us. so we took off to ride and something was fuckin up so we stopped.. and willie came up there with his friend jimmy and helped us. jimmy pulled us back and brooke rode with willie. so they left and dad fixed the 4-wheeler. the chain was off. so yeah.. then we went cruising again and found willie and jimmy and they told us if we were going out on the dunes to get them. so we finally did and we couldnt get in because we had to have a tail light. so dad went and fixed that. then we took off and dad yelled at me and brooke. cause yeah.. he was NOT A happy camper with all that damn beer.
so yeah. then me and brooke are like fuck this shit we arent going out there with you guys, he was being mean so screw it. so we stayed at camp by ourselves and willie and jimmy came by. so we talked to them forever cause brooke thought willie was hot and she had the major hots for him. so yeah. theeen all willies friends came and stopped.. i was like SHIT! this is.. weird. after awhile willies accent was rubbing off on brooke and she started talking like him it was funny. so i went to bed at like.. 3 or something and brooke stayed up with the guys.
woke up at like 8 this morning cause it was hot and we loaded up and left.
got to my moms house around 3:30.. and now im back at dads... YAY!!!! im so happy. im going to sleep so damn good tonight.
tanner i missed you so much!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
okay this is so fucking huge. nobody will read it but tanner brooke and tara. but its ight!
Sheeeeeet!!
Krysten
I love you!!!!
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-Britt
love yah! :)
love ya babe.
*loser.