i once heard a story...

...bout a duck in a bottle. It begins with a man that had a lot on his shoulders. The weight was getting more then he could carry. After trying to fix and help everyone and thing else he didn’t really know what to do with himself. He got lost to it all. Then one day he heard a story about this old man that had the answers. This supposed wise man was very far away and was very hard to get to, but he did have all the answers. So upon hearing of this old man he set up to seek him out. Through many valleys and over many mountains he was able to find him. Of all the things he could of ask, he ask “How can I make it a better world.” After a long stare the wise man answered “I am going to give you a duck in a bottle, if you can get this duck out alive, without breaking the bottle, I will tell you how to make it better.” So with this he goes home with this duck and bottle and tries to figure it out. Doing this and doing that he tries whatever he could to get it done. Nothing seems to work. He goes back to the old wise man and was asked, “did you figure it out?” Handing it over he said “not my duck, not my bottle,” and he walked away. Get what you want from it. I first heard this story many years ago. Rest in peace old timer. Refine it all I guess, time molds, but it is here from now. I don’t know but I like to think I do and I think it is mediocrity. Damn that mediocrity!
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i think the moral of the story is...

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Hey shoe! I'm pretty good. how r u? lol ducks DO NOT make out with piggies! that would be nonsense! aw one of those comments makes me sad... I am not a terrible creature :[ haha.. hmm if there's a way to get those little ships in glass bottles then I'm sure someone could get a duck out of one.. yeah.. might be kinda messy tho :[

DUCKIE
ducks are terrible creatures
was that you? 1 times 6 is 6?