Today was fun. Brendon came around and we did the usual, then we went and got Fish n Chips. One scoop for me and him, another for my parents. Of course 1 scoop was not enough to feed Brendon (empty pit) so he demolished most of ours and then when Dad offered us some of his we both ate them. Only he finished his first and started eying mine up. It went something like this: Brendon: *Looking at Sam eating one chip at a time* Sam: 'Don't you dare steal my chips, they're mine.' Brendon: *Grabs 3 of Sam's chips and eats them* Sam: 'Nooo those were my chippppsss....Daddy he ate my chips, Daddy....' Dad: 'Here, stab him with this if he tries to get them again' *hands me a butter knife* Brendon: *Tries to steal Sam's chips, grabs Sam's hand with the knife, uses other hand to sneak in and steal some. Sam: 'Daddy......Brendon you're such a chip stealer.' *Stalks off* Brendon: *laughter* Bitch, stole my chips =)