Finally, finally, it happened. The moment I've been waiting for for years. I was patient, but always looking for a chance. Ben saw it, and after that, I was the last one left. But not anymore. Tonight it happened. It finally happened to me. What is it, you ask? What could possibly be worth years of waiting for? What sort of event would mark a turning point in my life, you say? Well I'll tell you. I saw Patrick's dad without his toupee on! I feel as though I have reached a milestone in my life. Where my future takes me from here, only I can determine that. I feel stronger now, like I have more purpose in my life. It seems as if this has wrought a change in me, and I now have a very strong desire to do what is right in the world and do whatever it takes to prevent hair loss. What a noble cause. This experience has given me a greater appreciation for hair, and I can understand why us men do all that we can to desperately hold on to what we have. Hair is a status symbol. It shows strength, integrity, and leadership. Without it, we are nothing. With it, there is nothing we cannot achieve. Thus we see how important it is, and how crucial it becomes to our very survival. This is not to be taken lightly. We must do all we can to preserve this essential part of our existence.