I believe I have not yet spoken up on several very important school-related topics, most notably WE ARE GOING TO BE SENIORS, FUCK YES BITCHES! You see, from the perspective of a student, three years go by slowly. Sure, not in their entirety, but certainly sometime between 8:15 AM and 2:45 PM on many a day, we've all briefly toyed with the idea of driving off a cliff because it seemed more exciting. Through all this, I still remember showing up the first day of Freshman year and asking a nice Senior girl where the lunch room (I was new and the word 'cafeteria' seemed unnecessary to me at the time) was. She could easily have beaten me up and taken my lunch money, but instead she pointed me where I needed to go and all was well. This year, I will correct her mistake. The underclassmen will face my wrath, and will do it smiling. OR ELSE! Nah, I don't have it in me to put the beat-down on those little guys, but I am definitely psyched for Senior year, probably because everybody else is, but in part I'm proud to be old. I'm in the same grade Ed Kowalczyk was when his band released their demo back in 1987. They later went on to become Live and rule the world from 1994-1995...but before that, there was Senior year... Sean