Please Stop Making Shit Up

I think the good Miss Blanco exaggerated a large portion of her life at the assembly Wednesday. I could never prove it, but I swear to god the story about her shoes ending up in the toilet wasn't true. To guess the correct stall to write the message and drop the shoes in, at the right time, after breaking into her locker to steal them, would require far more effort and study than it could ever have been worth to the so-called "Goddess of the school." In fact, it would call for a small team of experts, working around the clock, studying the times she typically used the bathroom, and which stall she preferred over the other on a given day of the week. Nadia hired them. She would stop at nothing to pee on these shoes. I'll stop short of calling her speech total bullshit, but I won't refrain from saying that there were better things all of us could have been doing with our lives than listening to it. That's my rant for the night. Later. Sean
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I can think of many people's shoes that I would love to pee on..