The Professional Asshole

I don't care what anyone tells you about break-ups, because to me, being on the rebound is like waking up every morning and your dad is doing your grandma. Just feels weird and wrong. Right now I'm busily trying to fight my way off the rebound...however one accomplishes that. I figure girlfriends can wait till college. I want to be able to CASUALLY date someone. It's a luxury to want that sort of thing, I know, but goddamnit is there no such thing as bitches without hitches!?!? (pretty sure I just invented a new term there!) Anyway, I'm almost 18 and I plan on taking the occasion and running with it, getting rid of bad habits and picking up a few good ones in the process. A little less stressed-out, a little more laid-back, a little more adventurous...a little more cowbell. I'm done rambling. Take it easy.
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