So does anyone actually enjoy flying? Coz really it's just like being inna bus, but with smaller windows. Airports are designed by madmen. I thoroughly enjoyed the 10minutes i spent in Auckland... running through their terminal building. Each kauri tree looks EXACTLY THE BLOODY SAME AS THE PREVIOUS FIVE TREES YOU WERE FORCED TO WALK TEN MINUTES IN THE RAIN THROUGH RAINFOREST TO SEE! Seventeen degrees is not cold. So quit bitching. Drugs are wonderful for suppressing the common cold. My brother is more of a coffee addict than me... its more than a little disconcerting. Museums are boring. No matter how many of your ancestors have their own displays. You can only look at grainy black and white photographs of the same unsmiling people so many times before you crack. The amount of hatred your family can inspire in you after 7 days together in the car is quite astonishing... actually. Surely the motels expect you to nick the little shampoo bottles? And a towel or two... Not everyone in the North says "ae" or "bro" at the end of their sentences.... No matter how much i was looking forward to it. edit I may not be being completely serious. The holiday was fine really... for those of you who (having known me personally for awhile) still don't know when not to take me seriously.