UBS store clerk: Do you have one of these 'Valued customer cards'? Ya know 10 purchases gets you free stuff. Me:(cooly) I have a few thousand of those. UBS store clerk: well i'll just write you up another. I reckon i have at least $100 in free books that i haven't claimed yet. I will just as soon as i can find all my damned 'valued customer cards'. And what's with "Valued Customer" anyway? UBS practically rapes all it's customers with it's hideously inflated prices. I mean, $60 for a tiny wee polsci text? I almost expect a giant mechanical raping cylinder to pop up from behind the counter and give me a thorough buggering every time i buy stuff there. With the clerk standing there smiling sweetly while actuating the control levers. Change everything you are And everything you were Your number has been called Fights and battles have begun Revenge will surely come Your hard times are ahead Best, you've got to be the best You've got to change the world And use this chance to be heard Your time is now hurrah for muse!