Feeling: antisocial
As im writing this all my friends are out having a fantastic time without me. Reason: Im at work.
I know you're (assuming anyones reading this) thinking that i should be WORKING instead of messing around on the internet... but hey! Im on my break.
Anyway, to compensate for my meagre wage (and wastage of my time) ive decided to take full advantage of the free beaverages they provide.
For instance, as well as being paid for four hours work.... i ALSO cost the company three cups of tea, three disposable paper cups (recyclable of course)& approx six teaspoons of sugar.
Tomorrow i intend to implement the second stage of my cunning plan and move onto the milo & possibly the coffee.
Im not quite sure what multiple cups of coffee will do to me... its probably best to stand back & enjoy the effects from a distance.
My boss (Marky mark mark) doesnt usually let me on the internet, but i pointed out to him that he had been on the phone to his wife for the past half-hour and he relented. I'll be hiding when the accountants come 'round for a little chat about wasteful company expenses.
uh-oh he's giving me the evil eyes, i'd better go back and look like im doing whatever it is im supposed to be doing. lata
~Toodles
it's teresa btw
good on you, way to utilise the company resources to your advantage!