Killer House

Feeling: abused
Yeah, so having got up late, and finally making it to Jo's house at about 2:15pm, the house decided it was going to try and kill me. I now have a big scratch on my head, blurred eyesight, a cut on my eyelid and a gash in my back. I threw a ball down the garden for Zak the dog, and it got lodged in the bottom, so I ran down the garden to try and get it, only to be necked by a low washing line, it friction burned my foreheard, and i lost my eyesight for about half an hour, and it cut my eye lid. After that I decided i'd sit down and stay sat, I moved the chair i was sat on into the shade a bit and as I sat back down, it completely smashed and I ended up on my ass, a broken bit of it scratch my back. I'm staying inside from now on. x
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lmfao,ha
awwwwww poor you