lassie i miss you. we never hung out. and i need to get your present to you. they arent pants but i hope youll like them just the same.
Uh oh... Lassie is listening to TBS. Bad sign!

Sorry I didnt answer the phone, it wouldnt work when I tried to press the talk button. Stupid Cingular.

They even spelt Cingular wrong- It's singular. I think.

Those goddamn losers. Thinking just because they have tons of cash they can go around rewriting the dictionary. Well, Ive got news coming for them! THEY'RE WRONG!