What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Jared is your soulmate.

You truly love Michelle.

You consider Sam your true friend.

You know that Dallas is always thinking of you.

You'll remember Sam for the rest of your life.

You secretly think Levi is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.

You secretly think that Jared is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

You secretly think that Phillip is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Phillip changes lovers faster than underwear.

You secretly think Jared is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Jared has a hidden internet romance.

The only thing I am not sure about is Jared's secret internet romance...he might have a pen-pal...but not a net-pal... Texas is too cheap for that. Having the net there would drive those retarded guards into a frenzy! "IQ? I know IQ!" HA! but everything else is right. Anywho...Woke up EARLY!...(HOLY CRAP hell is freazing over) AND I WORKED OUT!...(And the world is coming to an end) I think we should all pray. For Me. I think I am sick. No really. Something's wrong with me... like that Phen-Phen commercial... In a goofy mood today. I bought a book. It is called "Doing Time on The Outside". It's about the effects of a provider going to prison and how it effects family and marriage AND economics. And the best part... it teaches CLOSURE AND COPING. yeah...I need that. I also, got myself some CDs. Which is cool. Because I really wanted them and now I have them and they are mine. (sticks tongue out) k well, I stink and I need a shower. I am sure that is really what you all wanted to know about me. Seeing as how everyone KNOWS I don't stink or fart. Or poop...which is another thing I must go do! HA! ;) Suddenly, I am reminded of a scene from The Lion King... it involved Prairie Dogs. HA! k bye. B