things to get people to look at you profile/journal thingy!! lol read them then add to the list!! 1. just because I eat children, doesn't mean I don't love them 2. How to break your own legs 3. The boy who I want to be my personal booster seat 4. How to eat yer own face!! 5. Alec Baldwin owes money! 6. FREE BEER (I hate you grimmer... but even more I hate my curiousity for Alec Baldwin) 7. About last night (Pam, you know how to get my attention. Damn you!) 8. help please... I need bail money... (damm I'm a sucker) 9. Guess who's gonna step in dog poop??? 10. Im getting married in January !! 11. Anal sex legalized in Bible Belt States 12. I'm going to have twins (damn my interest in buttholes) 13. I'm going to be in Playboy. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 14. So I finally got to meet winona ryder... well, I hope this works! 15. I Love Lucy 2 Electric Bobaloo filming in Feb... 16. Toothless Douchebags: Off the Be Eating Path!!!!! 17. I'd open my arteries for you and you don't care!!! 18. 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Johnny Depp arrested in public masturbation charges! 39. Pics of Eminem getting Fisted!! (muahahahaha) 40. my night with a set of roasery beads and anal ease 41. So Hermaphrodite sex is the best thing ever... 42. I used my mom's virbrator today 43. Micheal Jackson Found Guilty today!!!!! 44. The Story About How I Ended Up Snoring Coke with Donatella Versace 45. Outbreak of Crabs at the Arrow Bar... 46. Madonna DEAD 47. Collin Farrel admitted to be gay on NBC 48. Study suggests gay men love cock! 49. Real life Vampire caught! 50. First human cloned in space! 51. What's your REAL dick length? 52. when was the last time you clogged a toilet? 53. 52 other people can't be wrong.... 54. Mark Hamil has cameo in next Star Wars! 55. crucifix shaped butt plug 56.Brtiney Spears died in a DUI car crash- check out CNN.com!! 57.I think i might have a third nipple... 58. im here for the gang bang.... 59. I love Phelan Elementary School Kids 60. My curtains don't match the rug...check these pics for proof 61. I'm Getting Married... I can't believe this... (see pix) 62. I GOT MY NIPPLES PIERCED FINALLY TONITE...LOOKIE LOOKIE 63. Is testicular cancer bad? 64. New Nude Pics 65. MY FIRST 4SOME.... 66. SHOW ME YOURS AND I WILL SHOW YOU MINE ;) 67. open bar party this weekend...free booze (damnit i thought i was ganna get to see something hott...oh well) 68. What my mother forgot to tell me about anal sex (shudder shudder) 69.MY NIGHT OF SEX WITH JENNIFER! 70. I just found out I have colon cancer 71. cute pics of dead puppies 72. are you serious: shaving genitals can cause cancer (?) 73. What to do When Your Cucumber is Stuck 74. lots of new naked pictures 75. OMG! Ben Afleck caught with a man! 76. top 5 signs that YOU have chlamidyia. 78.LIVE penis puppet show 79. Myspace is being shut down!!!!! 80. a bulletin as memorable as Forrest Gump the movie. 81. they finally invented a male birth control pill 82. Musical theater people stole my innocence-among other things 83. Condoms + Birth Control Pills APPARENTLY didn't work.... :( 84. Joss Whedon announces the return of his favorite show Angel 85. Dog travels across 10 states to find family...on CNN.com! 86. It Almost Touches the Floor! 87. PICS FROM THE ALL GIRLS WEEKEND (YES SOME NUDE) 88. The NEW species I found on my COCK+ 89.i'M GONNA BE ON TV TONIGHT! 90. Moving to Boston next week....I'm gunna miss you all!!! 91. I'm pregnant. shit. 92. Matt Skiba hospitalized after brush with aggressive fan. 93.my dad is having sexual reassignment surgery.... 94. My friend cameron suck a weiner for his social d ticket... 95. i saw 3 french hens farting 60 eggs out... 96. THE EFFECTS OF SHROOMS...CHECK THIS OUT!!!!! 97. So i guess im moving up north!! :( 98. Sorry ladies, im now a taken man!!!! 99. Ricky you can't get girls for shit.......but i love you man....I got cancer 100. Im cutting my hair :( 101.Come one come all to the....GROUP ORGY.....(details inside) 102. Olsen Twins in a porn, together!!! 103. i got lung cancer and im fucking dying!!! life sucks!! 104. omg, i think i'm pregnant **tear** 105. My adventures with a vibrator 106. She told me she was legal = 107. I can't believe he's been fuckin my mom!! 108. I've decided to take off for a couple years 109. REAL unicorn found in the former Yugoslavia 110. This is why pandas don't wear belts 111. my shoes are cooler then your shoes and i have proof! 112. Man eatten by three-toed sloth while sipping on Bourbon 113. penis. 114. omg, i lit my pubes on fire! 115. Pot Finally Legel! 116. 10 thinsg YOU should KNOW about SEX 117. oh god, i have a yeast infection. what do i do?! 118. naked babies 119. scarlett johansen and a banana 120. myspace shutting down? (HAHAHA) 121. Chicken Feet attacked my Uncle...Con tijeras (miss scott got me) 122. R.I.P. John Kerry 123. 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CHECK OUT THE PICS!!! 172: Pics from Iraq(Dead Iraqis) 173: If you thought Clinton was bad... check out what Bush did!!! 174: I have a huge problem and i really need some help... 175: The RIGHT way to give a BJ 176: Canibalism still excit I have pictures . . .see 177: OMG...this guy is so hot, I WOULD EAT HIS TOILET PAPER 178: oh man...10 Shots of Jager...and this is what happened... :- 179: Then when I took my fist out, she puked on my diaper 180: I slept with her last night... 181. oh my god, my dick fell off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 182. I have AIDS 183. OMG ysania admitted she was a lesbian!!! 184.Is it weird to whipe your best friends butt for him?? ;) 185. OMG i met the man of my dreams!!! 186. ~*WOW this chick has the huggest boobs!!*~ 187. I've never been so HARD 188.I want that big hard **** of yours.....and im home alone 189. If you want to f*ck me open this post... 190.Why isnt it illegal to use a handicap toilet? 191. WEGALIZE LEED 192. 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