This was the best week of my life. Last Monday, my cousin Ian came over to our new house just to take a look, and he also had this new phone with him that flips. I checked it out and saw some pictures of his modeling friends, then I found out that some of his friends is a brother of Jordan Herrera, but he is sooo ugly; he looked like he has LIBAG buliding up on his upper lip. Bottomline: he looked nothing like his older brother. And my cousin looked way better than him. So Ian's parents left, we watched Extra Challenge and a little WWE, and since his mother still wasn't there to pick him up, he ended up sleeping over to our house. Next morning he finally saw the wretched Don Bayan singing his ugly vocal cords impersonating Nina, tripping to tiny rocks while sweeping his garden. We couldn't stop laughing. Then he went home, and I was left alone. The next day we went to Water Camp in Cavite with his family to celebrate my sister's and my other cousin Josh's birthday. My other hyperactive cousins were so mean to me, splashing water all over me whenever I turned around, and since I really don't know how to swim, I just hung around under those huge water fountains and gave myself a free body massage. When we went home that night, I think I was the only one with still normally fair skin. The others looked like burnt toast. Last night I watched the best PPV this year: Wrestlemania 21!!! ***FAVORITE MATCHES*** JOHN CENA def. JBL (WWE Championship) ***It was the best!!! I was so happy for him!!! So fuck the wrestling god's ten month title reign! BATISTA def. TRIPLE H (World Heavyweight Championship) ***Yeah!!! Finally!!! The mouth was finally shut!!! Galing talaga ng kababayan koh!!! UNDERTAKER def. RANDY ORTON (Legend vs. Legend Killer) ***Randy's such a jerk. Dragging his father just because he couldn't fight my own father!!! That's bullshit!!! ***LEAST FAVORITE MATCHES*** AKEBONO def. BIG SHOW (Sumo Match) ***Ok...now who wants to see a bunch of 500 pound asses pushing each other? That is just too gross! MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH ***Boring!!! KURT ANGLE def. SHAWN MICHAELS ***Total borefest!!! There was no blood bath whatsoever, and I just hate it. Hehehe...still, the best PPV I've ever seen. Today i'm in SM, and happened to stumble across PEEJAY, and right now he still won't leave me alone. Stupid stupid stupid.... joking and telling me that Jan B turned into a guy overnight?! That's ridiculous...and SAYANG!!! Oh! Before i forget...


1 DAY TO GO!!!
About that ass thing, I was dabbling around the net and saw a rare photo of him. Wearing only an absurdly huge afro. AND A THONG. Yayayayayayayayayayaya!!!!