by cheskie
Listening to: Bamboo-Noypi
Feeling: fine
Woah! It's been a long time since I started updating again! I was away from civilization for THREE DAYS. I couldn't even stand living one second without any piece of technology around. Let me tell you the story.
Two weeks ago Ian's mother, Tita Analie, invited us to this Family Encounter Weekend at Tagaytay for three nights, where they will be sponsoring us. At first I was reluctant of being dragged into a tree-hugging experience of self-discovery, but as soon as I heard there will be air conditioner in the dorms, I couldn't wait to pack my bags.
Then the dreaded weekend came. As soon as I got to the place, I immediately wanted to go home. There were a lot of preps, which I really hate and kill for being such old goody goodies. As I was resting on those cushy chairs before the first session began, I saw Ian and a friend of his named Joal Estrada. At first I was really shy for a while, but my true colors suddenly came out as soon as I saw Ian's hopeless suitor named A.M. Cosico. And that was where the fun began. When I laid my eyes on her, I snidely remarked that she should be named P.M. for being really ugly and dark skinned, and so on and so forth. Ian and Joal kept laughing at my jokes, then I found out that Joal was actually a victim of A.M's endless pursiuts. Poor guy...
Honestly, I really want to become this girl's friend. That was the idea anyway. But judging from the her body language, she never really struck me as very nice. She was a total bitch; hanging on to Ian and kissing up to his parents as if they were really her in-laws. When the second tiring day came, I studied her harder, and it gave me the conclusion that she was threatened by me. Can you believe that bint? Sometimes I kept thinking that this girl will easily get jealous of any girl that would come near to Ian for about a foot range, even if they were only relatives. The bitch kept looking at my way, as if she was going to eat me, and I already know a jealous attitude even if it already punched me in the face. Ian was giving me lots of attention anyway, looping an arm around my shoulders, hugging me and kept kissing me in the cheek as a jokeful way of saying he cares. And when A.M. looks my way in those situations, i could imagine her ears letting out steam. He is only my cousin, and the way she was overreacting makes me want to laugh and pick on her more, so I just ignored her for the rest of the weekend. I am older, I am prettier, and I am GOOD.
The second day was better. After long boring sessions the whole day, nightlife was waiting. There was a performance by sponsoring families, their kids and teenagers joining in. It was really funny, doing skits of Wazzup Wazzup, UAAP, and other commercials. My favorite commercial was when Ian and Joal, dressed as twins, and imitated the two girls on the Surf commercial, which goes something like:
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Naluma na ang cellphone,
maong man ay may gasgas,
nang dahil kay Nanay,
sa husay niyang magsampay,
buhay ay nagkaroon ng kulay!
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Candidate families were all performing too. Ours performed a rap song about the whole FE weekend, the HUMANAP KA NG PANGIT single. So embarassing.
The third day was probably my unforgettable experience ever. After my family finished our open forum, we went back to the conference room to start the anointing of the oil, the part where the priest marks the sign of the cross on someone's forehead and that someone ends up falling down. Of all the families, we ended up going to the front first, where I was in front of the line. The priest went in front of me, I closed my eyes, then he marked me. AND I FELL DOWN.
I was crying so hard when I finally stood up. By lunchtime all the drama made me lose the appetite, as it was the past couple of days that's why I began losing weight. We ended up eating lunch with the same priest who marked me. When he saw my sullen condition, he explained to me that the reason I fell down was why the Holy Spirit slain me. More like I was PUSHED. I got a major headache on the ride home, remembering the way I fell down on the floor until I finally went to sleep. Scary shit noh?
Now...how bout a little boy talk?
***EYE CANDIES ON THE FE WEEKEND***
1. BIBOY DE GUZMAN
***An older, cooler, muscular version of John Suede with Keno Ochavez's smile. Oozing with cuteness and maleness. A huge chunk of humor too.
2. WEL BUENTIPO
***This guy is just sooo TALL. Sort of a laid back and quiet kind of guy. He kinda looked like my English teacher last year, only without the glasses and a more handsome version of him. I couldn't stop looking at him.
3. DEEBO SANTIAGO
***Ever heard of SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST? I definitely listed this guy because of his attitude towards me the whole weekend. My sisters actually caught him in the act: He kept looking at me every five minutes and smiles, and I couldn't help feeling his aura either. Not that I was bragging, but I'm no stranger to come-ons. At least he would do--he's better looking than my last stalker. (ahem, mitchy...)Plus he just graduated from high school, just like me, and both planning to go on Medicine in college for the urge to examine and dissect dead bodies. Could I help being drawn to him? I am only human...I admit, I'd definitely do him, and sa totoo lang, BAGAY KAMI IN THE HOROSCOPE.
Last night was a FE prayer meeting, and I saw him again, doing his thing once more. After that his mom grabbed me in the arm and looked at me up and down. As soon as I told my mom about this, she said that maybe Deebo might have this thing for me. Hell, I'm still shy, but after the next months of this stupid FE meeting, I think we'll get along pretty damn well.
Wish me luck!
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