This damn diary sucks I had half the day typed out and it lost it. Great it was funny too. Amber is sitting next to me, okay is on me, and I'm starting to be a little more happy. Anyway I bet you didn't expect to see a enry from me did you! Amber is watching my every word because she doesn't trust me, and I don't blame her. She looks kind of horny(kind of HA! -Amber-) She was fighting with her parents again. They didn't tell us when they were leaveng to go down the street to eat. They said they didn't know we were down in the basement yet her mom called the HOUSE phone 3 times leaving messages saying to pick up and to call when we get upstairs instead of calling her cell(#419-JUST-KIDDING) Then after that we found out that no one in this forsaken town answers their door, because she found a dog (a cute one at that, but man did it stink -Amber-) and tried to return it. The person was pretending to not be home (good job leaving the back screen door unlocked) He probably didn't want anyone to disturb him whaile fondeling himself watching reruns of Happy Days. We took the dog over to the house and it immediately ran around to the back screen door, so I let it in. With the dog back in the house he might have had something eltse to concentrate on whaile watching the tube. My truck is dirty and all it took was one trip down a driveway. No worries it only takes 3 hours to wash and wax(Jason don't buy a big truck, but stick with GM.) I finally got Amber to shoot a gun today, a huge stepping stone to getting myself shot one week out of the month.(kiss my ass -Amber-)Fair enough. (He really did it -Amber-) You win some, You lose some... and sometimes you have to kiss a little ass to get some.(I'm still horny -Amber-)There's a BIG surprise!(Sarcasm is rampant here) My woman may think that she is stubborn but she ain't got nothin' on me. (It's not fair you drag me places and you are stronger than me -Amber-) She didn't want to spend my monies on food but I made her go and eat anyway. Another drawback to a big truck, I make $134 a week being as I'm not working full time at the machine shop yet. $100 of that money goes into my gas tank every week OUCH!!! Well it doesn't help that I built the motor that way(Oh Yeah!) Well her parents are back and the shit is hitting the fan (You're exagerating, till you leave -Amber-) so I guess that's all,(good I want to play -Amber-) fortunately for all you readers, until I get my hands on the computer again. Hahaha Hahahahahaaa! Peace Out, Kenny Later Days Amber P.S. If you fondel yourself whaile watching a dog or Happy Days,(or Mr. ED -Amber-) That is just not right and I pitty your exhistance.