Meghan is watching "I Love the 80s Strikes Back". Brilliant stuff that it is. There are creepy little puppet pills singing about not eating them. They are NOT candy. DO NOT consume them, you stupid little children, do not. I look so awesomely ace in my black sunglasses. Everybody is jealous. I know you are too. I think that Meghan is bored. Poor Meghan. My house is so boring. I like R.E.M. And Depeche Mode. Haha. I just can't get enough, I just can't seem to get enough of... do do do da do da do do do... Yes. Contrary to popular belief I am not crazy. Not that that is a popular belief, I just felt like saying contrary and that fit well. By the way...don't let any St. Bernards trap you in your car and try to eat you...especially if his name is Kujo. I must go now. To entertain little ducky. Oh oh here she comes... G'day. SNAUSAGES!!!!!