Brian reflecting on his Elementary school years: Teacher: What's the I before E Rule? Brian: Umm....I before E.....always Teacher: what are you an idiot, Brian? Brian: Apparently Teacher: No, it's I before E except after C or when sounding like 'ay' as in neighbor and weigh and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say! Brian: well....that's kinda a hard rule....that's kinda rough. So she asks how to make a word plural Teacher: Brian, how do you make a word plural? Brian: ..Uhh....ya put a 's'.. ya put a 's' at the end of it. Teacher: When? Brian: ....*sigh*...On weekends and holidays and.... So she asks the smartest kid in class Irwin. Teacher: Irwin, what's the plural for ox? -oxen, The farmer used his oxen. Teacher: Brian? --What??? Teacher: What's the plural for box? --boxen, I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts. Teacher: no...Irwin, what's the plural for goose? -Geese, I saw a flock of geese. Teacher: Brian? --What??? Teacher: What's the plural for moose? --MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There was many much, many much moosen! Teacher: Brian.....you're an imbecile --Imbecilen! Teacher: What are you speaking German? --German...Germane, Jackson....Jackson 5, TITO! Teacher: Brian, what the heck are you talking about? --I don't know....