So these are my two fazorite quotes from Relient K'S book, "The Complex Infastructure Known as the Female Mind": "Guys are, without exception, visual creatures, and somehow, many of you girls hhave figured out that you are able to get our attention quicker and more easily if you wear something sparse. The problem with that is that you are appealing to us as an object of desire and not as a person. You are not inviting us to get to know you; you are simply showing off your 'merchandise.' We believe that most times there's a direct correlation between the degree of a girl's immodest dress and the lack of her self-worth and confidence or just complete ignorance. You are a little mre important and valuable than that... to become som guy's sexual fantasy or prey. So be smart about what you wear. Guys appreciate a sense of mystery. If we don't know what you're thinking and you're not telling us, you've got us right where you want us. We would prefer if you do not emotionally vomit on our shoes and tell us every little thing about you. Keep us guessing. Mystery girls will get us everytime." Ok that is #1 "One last thing... Going back to what we were saying a little while ago. Ladies, you know those low rise jeans that you wear? Here's a little tip just for you. If the circumference around your hips exceeds that of the waistband of the jeans you were wearing, please go home and change you clothes immediately. We have seen far too much Krispy Kreme spilling over the tops of girls' jeans. This looks gross and ridiculous. Also, you may want to consider how low your low-rise jeans are. Nobody, wants to see a girl's plumber's... er, um, backside. This is wrong and quite unattractive. We know that we are not any sort of fashion police, but some things are so obvious that we just have to say something." OK kids, well those my two top favorites. Their are more, but I don't want to bore you. Ok have a nice nihgt. Kris