why they call me dave

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hmm well in light of jeffs comment i shall try to enlighten you all as to why everyone calls me dave at least anyone younger then me anyway it all started a loooooong time ago...8th grade in orchestra some seventh grader had asked my name and i said the first name that came to my mind and that was dave she believed me and so anytime someone would ask me or her my name we would say dave and pretty soon the whole grade below me thought my name was dave and i just went along with it so now thats what they still do some people also call me orgy dave for original dave yes yes jeff you can call me dave only because you give me cookies and cookies are yummy well it is now 10:25 and i have skool so i shall leave one last thing my great great grandfather was a native american which means when i see someone litter i shed 1/16 of a tear...
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Guy Le Douche

You know what that is from, don't you???




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