hmm today started out as a good day thanks to mario exploding his milk all over brian it was by far the funniest thing ive seen because he was crying and then me and this other kid were laughing at him and he throw the rest of the milk at the other kid and it looked like he peed his pants it was byfar the greatest sight ever had to remake a damn chem test because i never show up for that class...hmm what else then retard jeff has to guess who mysterious girl is because hes a jerk like that but it doesnt matter because i can make fun of him so screw you jeff and last night i woke up and wrote down an idea from a dream i had which i knew would help the country i read it when i woke up and it said: "800-nipple hands are needed to start the revolution"