If a girl sees you looking at this porn, however, the jig is up. Diversionary tactics are your best friend here. Try one of these: GIRL: Are you looking at porn? YOU: No, I'm doing research. GIRL: Are you looking at porn? YOU: No, I'm blind, you heartless bitch. GIRL: Are you looking at porn? YOU: No. GIRL: I can see porn right there on your screen. YOU: Then YOU'RE looking at porn. GIRL: What the hell are you talking about? (pause) YOU: I'll give you this free iTunes song if you have sex with me.