If WWII was fought online

Listening to: none
Feeling: pumped
> *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* > *Eisenhower has joined the game.* > *paTTon has joined the game.* > *Churchill has joined the game.* > *benny-tow has joined the game.* > *T0J0 has joined the game.* > *Roosevelt has joined the game.* > *Stalin has joined the game.* > *deGaulle has joined the game.* > Roosevelt: hey sup > T0J0: y0 > Stalin: hi > Churchill: hi > Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! > paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks > T0JO: lol > Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! > benny-tow: haha america sux > Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? > Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever > Stalin: cool > deGaulle: #### Hitler rushed some1 help > Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy > Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry > Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me > Roosevelt: get antiair guns > Churchill: i cant afford them > benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? > paTTon: stfu > Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys > deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick > Eisenhower: i cant do sh1t til rosevelt gives me an army > paTTon: yah hurry the fock up > Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded > deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck > *deGaulle has left the game.* > Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? > benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? > benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? > Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO > T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u > Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses > T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol > Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u > Hitler[AoE]: wtf > Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army > Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker > Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler > Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! > T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard > Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path > Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE > Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol > benny-tow: haha > benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon > sum1 > T0J0: o sh1t i cant help u i got my hands full > Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help > Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya > Stalin: church help me > Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here > Stalin: dont be an arss > Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late > Eisenhower: LOL > benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help > Hitler: o man ur focked > paTTon: oh what now biotch > Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol > *benny-tow has been eliminated.* > benny-tow: lame > Roosevelt: gj patton > paTTon: thnx > Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t > Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record > Eisenhower: Nuts! > benny~tow: wtf that mean? > Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped > paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun c0cksocker > Stalin: rofl > T0J0: HAHAHHAA > Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay > Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city > *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* > benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself > Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL > Stalin: OMG LMAO! > Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows > *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* > paTTon: hahahhah > T0J0: my teammates are n00bs > benny~tow: shut up noob > Roosevelt: haha wut a moron > paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? > Eisenhower: yah me too > T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol > Eisenhower: fock u > paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie > Stalin: go to hell lol > paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk > Eisenhower: yah this is gay > *Roosevelt has left the game.* > Hitler[AoE]: wtf? > Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join > *tru_m4n has joined the game.* > tru_m4n: hi all > T0J0: hey > Stalin: sup > Churchill: hi > tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! > tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SH!T I GOT NUKES > Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz > tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple > Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets > T0J0: wtf is nukes? > T0J0: holy sh!t holysh!t hoylshti!!!111 > *T0J0 has been eliminated.* > *The Allied team has won the game!* > Eisenhower: awesome! > Churchill: gg noobs no re > T0J0: thats bullsh!t u fockin suck > *T0J0 has left the game.* > *Eisenhower has left the game.* > Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for > sh!t > Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss > tru_m4n: l8r all > benny~tow: bye > Churchill: l8r > Stalin: fock u all > tru_m4n: shut up commie lol > *tru_m4n has left the game.* > benny~tow: lololol u commie > Churchill: ROFL > Churchill: bye commie > *Churchill has left the game.* > *benny~tow has left the game.* > Stalin: i hate u all fags > *Stalin has left the game.* > paTTon: lol no1 is left > paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep > *paTTon has been eliminated.* > paTTon: o sh!t! > *paTTon has left the game.*
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ahahaha holy fuck thats funny
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