there once was a bear named fred (day 5 )

Listening to: none
Feeling: horny
yes well today was a neutral day it started out pretty decent and tomorow yes jeff i will have to slap mike because of elevated testosterone levels which also makes girls look a lot hotter then they usually do yes yes i got 4 lunch trays today jess so i can make your snowboard it will be grand but the thing that sucked about my day was damn swimming it makes me sore and i dont like working hard so that makes things even worse its craptastic and jess seeing as how im lazy your snowboard probably wont be made until next summer yes yes and jeff i know who your new lover is shes really short holy crap i was amazed and matts wrong she isnt fat matts probably taken too much crack well im gonna go melt things with a soldering iron so bye good luck tonight jess and sarah i think thats tonight anyway...
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See, Matt is a bastard I think I will have him savagely attack by somebody sometime yes I will now go and scheme