You know you drive an F-body when... 1) It takes you 8 hrs to change the spark plugs 2) You have to worry about breaking your rear end with even stock power 3) When you have to buy tires every year 4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle 5) When you go under an overpass or through a tunnel you downshift into first and got full throttle because it sounds like an indycar 6) When you're trying to sneak out the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car so you're not heard at home.... 7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes 8) You can spot another fbody or vette from a half mile by the daytime lights 9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else. 10) When you see someone you know... you drop it down into 1st, slowly roll by them, and tap the accelerator while lookin at them like "yea... you know you're impressed" everytime 11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off 12) When you refuse to put on a front liscense plate cuz you gotta see that front bowtie 13) When you meet total strangers that have the same intrest and act like old friends from high school.. 14) Mullet is your hairstyle of choice 15) When you are always looking for more traction 16) When old people shake their fist at you. 17) When old guys give you a thumbs up 18) When you have to drive at an angle driving on to/up steep driveways and roads 19) When you secretly watch people in the parking lot as you start your car up... and you get a kick out of it when they turn to see what the hell that was 20) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it 21) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod 22) When you tell people not to lean on your car 23) When you dont mind people staring at your car 24) You drive passed an alll glass building and just look at your cars reflection 25) When you take the long way to a store just so you can have as much driving time as possible 26) If someone says "strange", you dont think about it being wierd. you think rear ends 27. Your always trying to find out what that "tick" is 28. Your homepage is Ls1tech 29. Instead of trying to beat the redlight, you hope it stops you so u can race from the dig 30. When a conversation starter becomes "So what have you done to her?" 31. when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape.