Perhaps this will be my solo entry for 2014? I am unsure. I honestly lost any real motivation to write years ago. I no longer frequent coffee shops or dark alleys. I now find a completely different set of rules appropriate.

What a sham.

On the flip side of everything, I am happily employed by an award winning start up company that makes a dating application for mobile devices. I will not say the company name but rest assured we have made a splash and news feeds the world over have been talking about us.

The culture at work is amazing. I work with some of the most brilliant minds in southern CA. We have toys and deadlines, booze and coffee, flat screens, yoga, more toys and about 3 dozen nerf guns with lots of ammunition.

Because sometimes, bitches just have to get shot. Or bitches be wired in with a headset and the only way to get their attention is by simply shooting them until they start paying attention.

#payattentiontome

I suppose by the end of this year I will have finally proposed to the girl. We started our journy down the rabbit hole just over two years ago and I find her comfortable. Unless she ends up killing me in my sleep, I am sure we will be married sometime in 2015.

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