aight here goes: this is my song its about a blue collared work dog thats right a blue collared work dog wake up in the mornin time to take a sip walk over to my bowl the floors linoleum hey watch out dont slip mmm thems some good kimmles n bits time for Fido to work hey what am i thinking i cant drive im just a dog how can i hold onto the steering wheel? i dont have opposable thumbs time to run i dont want to be late pantin' and stridin' i run quickly down the street i finally make it but wait a second how will i work? i dont even know how to talk what do i do if i have to use the bathroom? i can't just drop my kids on the floor!