what is your name?Ashley Are you happy with it? ilove it cos the ladies love nah yup Are you named after anyone? yup my dad nd g'pa Your screenname:Stlballafolife14 Would you name a child of yours after you? nah Then what would you name your children?Brynn Elizabeth,Randi Lynn,keegan nicole..britty knoes If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? still ashley If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be?my boi Cas Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? no Would you drop your last name if you became famous?nah,im already famous didnt yall knoe that..Reed Brothers Automotors heard of it? BASICS Your sex:all man baybeee Straight/gay/bi? Str8 Want to be?a stock broker on wallstreet once like my dad Your birthdate: july 21,1984 Your age: 19 Age you act:between 6 nd 21 but in a good way...im really goofy nd i have my cartoony ways ya knoe Age you wish you were:16..so i could do everythang all over again Your height:6'1 The color of your eyes:brown Happy with it? yup but they change colors The color of your hair: brown Happy with it?yup Left/right/ambidextrous? Left nd Right but is that wut that A word means? Your living arrangement? My moms house nd my dads house...i spend every other week at my dads Your family:Very big nd disfunctional...my dad has 9 kids altogehter nd my mom has 7 nd then they spouses have kids..oy vey What's your job:college student,lova,Heir to RI,nd if i get my act together i get to help my g'pa wit the memphis grizzlies,but my most important nd loved job is bein a full time daddy Obsessions?Basketball nd Britney Spears..sike obsessions nasty Addictions?Basketball,ALcohol,alcohol,nd sports Do you speak another language?yup,hebrew fluently?yup Have a favorite quote?its alrite to b a redneck Do you have a webpage?yup DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it Do you live in the moment?sumtimes..i cant help wen im not Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? i dunno Do you have any secrets? yes Do you hate yourself? nah not at all Do you like your handwriting? yup Do you have any bad habits? uh yea alott of em What is the compliment you get most from people?i look good,my kids r adorable,i have a nice body,im sweet,im spoiled If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?the scandals,the love life,the hangovers,the partys,the hookups nd break ups of the most loved man in america ashley jared reed III Can you sing?haha ur funny..i rap Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? nope..cos thats not kool Are you a loner?NOPE What is your no. 1 priority in life? to love nd to raise my kids correctly nd make sure they have all they need n life nd to give the woman i love all that she needs in life If you were another person,would you be friends with you?yeah cos im so chill nd real Are you a daredevil?yea Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?i never wanan die but i knoe i have to nd that i will never get wut i really want Are you passive or aggressive?in bed very aggressive nd in fights Have you got a journal?yea man im writin in it now What is your greatest strength and weakness?i dunno maybe if u knoe me u can tell me If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?the way i fall in love wit girls who juss forget about me nd do me wrong There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one. oh man thats hard How do you vent? i dont Do you think you are emotionally strong? yup Do you think life has been good so far? not bad..better than most peoples lives i guess What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? Don't trust just anyone. What do you like the most about your body? my 6 And least?my ears Do you think you are good looking?yes Are you confident? yes Do people know how you feel?duuno Are you perceived wrongly? sumtimes DO YOU... Read the newspaper?yea Pray? sumtimes Go to church? yup Talk to strangers who IM you? Sometimes Sleep with stuffed animals? no Take walks in the rain? yea Talk to people even though you hate them? uh no Like to drive fast? oh hell yeah WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER... Like your voice? no not really Hurt yourself? nah Been out of the country? yea..few times Eaten something that made other people sick? yeah Been unfaithful? yeah Had a medical emergency? yeah Had a surgery?yea my knee a few times Played strip poker?fuck yeah Gotten beaten up? nah wait yea all the time by my dad Beaten someone up? yea ppls on the steet,jealous mothafuckas nd my brothers nd dem nd friends Been picked on?nah Been on stage? yes Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? O hell yeah all the time..haha cas corey nd jay remember kansas haha Slept outdoors? yeah Thought about suicide? nah Pulled an all-nighter? Yeah If yes, what is your record?about 2 weeks Gone one day without food?nah im greedy Talked on the phone all night? yes Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first(moms and daddys don't count)? hell nah thats trife Slept all day? yes Killed someone?i mean i aint tryna scare yall Made out with a stranger?yeah Had sex with a stranger? yea Thought you're going crazy?no not really i got ppl to do that Kissed the same sex? FUCK NO Done anything sexual with the same sex? no man..dude i aint gay get over it Been betrayed? Yes Had a dream that came true? yup Have you ever killed an animal by accident? nah..wait do goldfish count? On purpose? nah Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?Nah Been on radio/tv? yeah..tv nd peteys dads radio station Been in a mosh-pit? mmm yeah Had a nervous breakdown?nah Considered religious vocation?huh Been criticized about your sexual performance?mmm come see fo ya self..sike a boo boo..nah Had a dream that kept coming back?yea bout this girl CLOTHES and other fashion Shoe brand?Nike,phat farm,avirex Brand of clothing?lots of diff kind but mainly ABERCROMBIE&FITCH Cologne:Fitch What are you normally wearing to school/work? Dunno i juss knoe that i look good How about parties?i put the animal in party animal Wear hats?all the time Judge other people by their clothing? yes Wear make-up? sometimes Favorite place to shop?the mall @ Fitch Favorite article of clothing?shoes Are you trendy?yup i gueess yu could say that Would you rather wear a uniform to school?dont matta to me BELIEFS Believe in life on other planets? no, i dont care Miracles?yup Astrology?no Magic?no God?yeah Satan? yeah Santa?of course no Ghosts? no Luck?nah Love at first sight? no, more like attraction at first sight, and the love comes eventually Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)? of course, for every 1 good thing there's 3 bad things Witches? no Easter bunny? No Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? yeah of course Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No. Do you wish on stars?no DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? yeah Do you think God has a gender?yea,male Do you think that science counteracts religion? no i dunno Where do you think we go when we die?well if ur livin for god,heaven nd if ur not then hell AMIGOS Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?im homophobic Who is your best friend? cas corey nd jay brian nd daunte Who's the one person that knows most about you? cas corey nd jay What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?No girl is worth gettin locked up over Your favourite inside joke?uhh dunno Thing you're picked on most about? the way i talk Newest?uh LOVE, and all that Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? No Do you consider love a mistake? yes if uve fallen in love with the girls i have then u would knoe What do you find romantic?o man..i caant tell yall that Turn-on?Wen a girl can dance,she kisses my neck,she sucks my neck,ya knoe..i can keep goin Turn-off? girls wit bad attitudes who think theyre the shit nd theyre not,stuck up girls,bratty nd annoyin ppl If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?it depends i mean i mite give em a try Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"? knowing b4 dating Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? either way ima hook up Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yea Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?yea What is best about the opposite sex?ass nd titties..sike therre beautiful bodies nd therre everythang What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? theyre stuck up,have bad attitudes,come on therre period nd r very mean nd dont care about our feelings What's the last present someone gave you?a Ford F-150 pick up truck..my dad Are you in love?Yeah i actually am Do you consider your significant other hot?Hell Yeah What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? holla at em..get the number..take her out..go fuck her possibly POSESSIONS What is your fave possession? my cars What physical, tangible possession do you want most?nothin cos i think i have everythang..well therre is 1 thang How badly do you want it?oooo sooooo bad Have you ever seen The Exorcist? yeah How long did it take for you to understand why the last question is in this section?didnt htink about it WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON... That haunted you?dunno You wanted to kill?dont u mean killed..oh man every guy that looks at britney..oh man therres alotta ppl.. That you laughed at?Brittany That laughed at you?i dunno..my momma You went shopping with?Britney That broke your heart?girls..i.e Britney To disappoint you? Ryan To ask you out?Megan Moran To make you cry? Britney To brighten up your day? Brittany That you thought about? Her You saw a movie with? my momma,where the heart is You talked to on the phone?Megan You talked to through IM/ICQ?Juanita You saw?Suzy You lost?no 1 You went head over heels for? Britney Amberlynn Lakey You thought was completely N-U-T-Z?Brittany Nicole Shaffer You wanted to be? me myself nd I You trusted? every one You turned down?Megan WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU Smiled?juss now Laughed?today Cried?while ago..too much pride Bought something?today..like allootta shit from A&F Danced?today on a table Were sarcastic?dunno Talked to an ex? last nite Watched your fave movie?today Had a nightmare? not fo a while Talked on the phone? juss now Listened to the radio? today Watched TV? rite now Went out? earlier Helped someone? uhhh..dunno Were mean? last nite..on purpose cos i gotta b mean to the one i love Sang?today Saw a movie? the weekend Said "I love you"? today Missed someone? everyday Fought with a family member?cant remember Fought with a friend?dunno not lately Had a serious conversation?not in a while Smoked weed?i dont smoke Got drunk?every day nd nite..im an ALOCHOLIC Had sex? last nite A LAST TIME for everything... Last song you heard:Britney Spears "Toxic" Last thing you had to drink:colt 45 wit rum Last time you showered: last nite Last thing you ate:Beer Last CD you bought:Ying Yang Twins..me&my brother Last thing you bought: a drink RIGHT THIS MOMENT... What are you wearing right now? my boxers What are you worried about right now?how am i gon fix my life What book are you reading?playboy magazine Are you bored?nah Are you tired? yes Are you talking to anyone online? yup Are you talking to anyone on the phone?nah Are you lonely or content?no Are you listening to music?yea NUMBERS Do you laugh when you hear the number 69? no Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? no Do you actually know your social security number?yup Do you actually know your IP address? no Do you know what an IP address is? no Do you know the four-character extension on your zip-code? nah Have you ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? yeah Does your head hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc? in math class What do you think of pi? its gay whats ur fave number?4 COMPUTERS Mac or PC? PC How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer as long as it works? I dont Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversations?dunno Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or telephone? Yes. Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? nah How much time do you spend online each week?alot Is the internet one of the modern things you could never live without? yes Do you even receive snailmail letters anymore? wuts that Send any? i dunno What's your fave smiley?the bigg cheesy :)