Way back up in the country, back in the hills Down in the hollows where the folks are real Livin’ with the crazzies and the old wildcats Sawed off shotguns and coonskin caps That’s where I’m from and I’m proud to say I’m from the country and I like it that way Everybody knows everybody, everybody calls you friend You don’t need an invitation, kick off your shoes come on in Yeah, we know how to work and we know how to play We’re from the country and we like it that way All day long we work in the fields Then bring it on home to a home cooked meal We love ya like Sunday, treat ya like Saturday night And when the bed gets full we can sleep in the hay (hey) We’re from the country and we like it that way Everybody knows everybody, everybody calls you friend You don’t need an invitation, kick off your shoes come on in Yeah, we know how to work and we know how to play We’re from the country and we like it that way Everybody knows everybody, everybody calls you friend You don’t need an invitation, kick off your shoes come on in Yeah, we know how to work and we know how to play We’re from the country We’re from the country We’re from the country and we like it that way Well it's Friday evenin' six o'clock And all my friends are twistin' off I'm at the house just turnin' on T.V. And they all wonder why I've changed How many times must I explain It's basic honky tonk anatomy The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long And she won't think it's funny And I'll wind up all alone And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone Hey two plus two is always four And down is south and up is north Thirty-two degrees is freezing cold and, You play with fire you wind up burned The early-bird gets the worm But the only thing you really need to know Is... The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long And she won't think it's funny And I'll wind up all alone And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone Hey sing it with me Let's make sure you know.... The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone The party bone's connected tot he stayin' out all ngiht long And she won't think it's funny And I'll wind up all alone And the lonely bone's connected the the.... The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long And she won't think it's funny And I'll wind up all alone And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone I was driving thru Georgia in late July On a day hot enough to make the Devil sigh I saw a homemade sign written in red Rind County Watermelon Festival Ahead Well, I wasn't in a hurry so I slowed down Took a two lane road to a one horse town There was a party going on when I got there I heard a welcome speech from a small town mayor He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine Help yourself to some but obey the law If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl When the band started playing the watermelon queen said Let me show you something that you ain't never seen She grabbed me by the arm said come on let's go She dipped down spun around and doe-see-doed She rocked back on her heels dropped down to her knees Crawled across the floor then she jumped back on her feet She wiggled and she giggled beat all you ever saw Said this is how you do the watermelon crawl She said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine Help yourself to some but obey the law If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl Well if you're ever down in Georgia round about July If you ain't in a hurry then you oughta stop by I can guarantee that you're gonna have a ball Learning how to do the watermelon crawl Well we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine Help yourself to some but obey the law If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl Do the watermelon crawl Have fun you all Do the watermelon crawl Ight well im writin twice in 1 day.well nobodys home rite now nd im juss swamped.I have class tomorrow but i dont work which is dank as shit.Well it slipped my mind that Winter formal is comin up nd i am the reignin king but i dont think i wanna go specially since i already have mad ppl hatin cos they say i never give them a chance to ever win nething. Who knoes but i also realized Valentines Day is coming up nd thats the gayest day in the world..i mean shit its not like yu cant buy roses or cards nd them not make it a holiday.Well yea i think im gon start ballin again but my knee nd my foot r both fucked up but thats never stopped me b4.I talked to my officer today nd he told me i had to call him by tomorrow nd let him knoe if i was gonna join the army nd i was like o shit cos i forgot all about that...so ima have ta think hard cos now that its hittin me i aint tryna die juss yet.Mmmm i talked to britty today nd it was very nice to juss hear that country girl once again.Man yall i Love shaff thats my bestfriend in the whole world..well 1 of em.shes still tanning..see how much she cares about wut i say..haha..too stubborn for me.4 sum reason Indiana girls juss do sumthin to me.But yea ima get off herre nd go pick up my son.yea but neways man i juss realized that i havent had sex in almost 5 months nd not cos i cant get none but cos i juss dont want too..but now im havin this big cravin nd thats not good cos i knoe all im gon do is make more babies.But yea i gotta go get my son so ima holla lata. SupaGirl yu rock my world...yu r truly my other half nd 1 of these days i knoe that everythang yuve ever told me will pay off.I LOVE YU SHRUMP. ash