10 reasons why you should date a softball player: 1. We work the balls really well... 2. We can grip the bat hard... 3. We do it for at least 90 minutes in 9 different positions... 4. We like to be on top of our game... 5. We wear short shorts for easy play... 6. We are used to getting our knees dirty... 7. We enjoy diving for balls... 8. We know how to handle it when it's up the middle... 9. We enjoy getting hot and sweaty... 10.We like to round the bases 1st, 2nd, 3rd..and Home...