Listening to: le tigre
Feeling: lost
The next time you're majorally pissed off and you feel like gutting that fucking person and then setting hisorhers genitals on fire, remember to call them
COTTONHEADED NINNY MUGGINS.
Those fucking bastards deserve it, and with those few drastically deep words, you can remind the person or persons that they're worthless hairy loose cunts with a messed up and fatally engorged BUNGHOLE.
"Hotdogger smarty pants!"
"You dankish guts-griping gudgeon!"
"You lily-livered boy!"
i went to a shakespeare insult site. sigh.
but i like this one,
KISS MY CODPIECE
BECAUSE YOU KNOW, CODPIECES ARE LIKE SOCKS THAT MEN STUFF IN THEIR PANTS TO COMPENSATE FOR THEIR SMALLER BULGES, YEAH
bulges bugles buggles bluggers
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